I should add my name to the title of this post. Those three things, like I, are whiter than white. I literally glow under black light, and I'm not talking my teeth (though, they do too!). I have to wear a white shirt to outshine my legs or arms when I do anything under black light. You think I jest. I really, sadly, do not.
I've come to terms with my body's shade of skin. It's not exactly something I can change. ...Well, that's not exactly true. I can turn into a lobster, candy cane, or some other configuration of red and white.
Anyway. To combat this blinding sight, I've made myself some 'tanning' lotion. There are tons of conventional products out there that change the appearance of skin tone. I can't really use any of them for so many different factors. My lily white skin is also incredibly sensitive. It's so bad that if I even think about parabens BAM there's a rash (oh great, look at my forearm).
Around Mother's Day, S and I decided to buy a KitchenAide mixer. One of the major deciding factors in this purchase was being able to make my own lotion. I've been researching, gathering tools, and steeping oils for a little while now. Once the lovely machine was nestled into its spot by the fridge, it was time to test out a lotion recipe.
I used the WikiHow
link about lotion and did the easy version first. It was a super simple recipe that included avocado oil, beeswax, rosewater, and grapeseed oil. I like it, but it felt a tad bit oily on. The fix was more rosewater in the mixing process.
Next up was the one I'm going to share with you today! Peppermint Mocha lotion. It has real, from the source, fragrance.
First step is to grind some coffee beans as fine as you possibly can and add it to your oil of choice. (Mine was grapeseed) Leave it in a cool dark place for about two weeks, turning it over or shaking it once every two days or so.
Once your oil has steeped and gained all of the lovely coffee properties, strain out the coffee grounds. (I used the coffee grounds with some sugar and baking soda for an awesome body scrub!)
Again, I used the Wiki link above for the ratios for the basic lotion, minus the Vit. E oil (though, I would have used it had I had any)
Melt your oils of choice and beeswax together (I used grapeseed, jojoba, and shea in a 2:1:1 ratio)
Once it is just melted (careful not to scorch!), put it in your bowl with distilled water (or rosewater or orange blossom water or similar liquid like aloe or what have you).
It's time to WHIP this stuff like mad. If you have a mixer it takes maybe ten-ish minutes with scraping down the sides fairly often to make sure it's evenly mixed.
Once your lotion has thickened up, it's time to add the darkening agent: cocoa powder! In my double batch (from the link) I used less than a tablespoon of cocoa. It gives just enough color to lessen the glaring from the sun off of my legs.
I also added some peppermint essential oil for another little kick - but that's up to you!
I would add some pictures, but I really don't want to blind you - and this go 'round of lotion making didn't get documented. If you really want a picture filled how-to, let me know, and I can work on it!
One word of advice -if you do add in anything besides the oils, water, and wax, PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE to keep it fresh, elsewise you will have some moldy, stinky lotion going on. (yuuuck - I learned the hard from a tiny sample I had left out in a baby food jar for a friend - rats!)
Hope you can hydrate and 'tan' without any of the nasties too!
XO,
J
Soli Deo Gloria